Dear Spanish reporters writing books on conspiracy theories about 11M:

I have my own conspiracy theory, and it isn't that the PSOE is linked with ETA is linked with Islamic terrorism is linked with the US government. Rather, given the multitude of books that you have written (and profited from) regarding 11-M, I propose that there is a top-secret consortium of investigative reporters, creating scandals so as to then be able to reveal and profit from them.

Nothing in this country works like it should. What makes you think that anyone would be able to pull such a conspiracy off?

Seriously. Basta ya con las teorías de conspiración. ¡Qué pesa'os sois!